Two Limericks about Joseph Smith, the Founder of Mormonism

There once was a man named Joseph

Who did not follow his father’s footsteps.

He wrote a strange book;

It was all it took

For all men to follow Joseph.

There once was a man named Joseph Jr.

Whose story could not be more stranger.

He saw Jesus in a hat;

Who could come up with that?

For this was the true story of Joseph Jr.